One day a guy we'll call him frank was feeling rather horny so he went down to his local ghetto and found himself a nasty nasty hooker.

after giving the hooker 4.50 he did his business and went about his way. we'll after a couple of weeks frank started having problems "down there" so he went to see his doctor.

The Dr. had one look at frank's p***s and said we'll frank I don't know how to tell you this but if we don't amputate your p***s you're gonna die. Well Frank was pretty crushed by this news as he was particularly fond of his member, he said I'm sorry doc I just gotta get a 2nd opinion I cant lose my d**k. so frank goes and sees a specialist who says, we'll frank I'm sorry but I have to agree with the other doctor your p***s has to come off, again frank says I'm sorry doc I have to keep my c**k I gotta get another opinion.

so he goes and sees a 3rd Doctor, frank says.. Doc please, please, oh please tell me you don't have to cut my d**k off. The Doctor says, nope we don't have to cut your d**k off, give it a couple more days and that sonovabitch will fall off by itself