A Husband and wife are on the first night of their honeymoon and have never before seen each other naked. As the husband removes his shoes and socks his wife nothices his toe's are all shiveled and shrunken. In a gasping voice she askes what happened to his toes. He tells her that as a small boy he had this terrible and rare disease called toelio.

She asks him, "Don't you mean Pollio?" He reassures her, no Toelio.

At that he removes his pants and she notices that his knees are all shriveled and misformed. Again, she gasps and asked what happened to his knees.

He tells her that as a small boy he had this terrible and rare disease called kneesles. She asks him, "Don't you mean measles?" Again, he reassures her, no Kneesles. Finally, he removes his pant at which point she screams, "OHHHH NOOOOO, DON'T TELL ME...SMALL C**KS!!!"