I was working at a steam plant here in Tennessee, while on lunch break I was sitting beside a good looking girl at the lunch table with several other guys when the topic of embarrassing situations came up. I spoke up & said my mom had caught me jacking off. The girl said that she could see that it would be really embarrassing to me. The men all stopped eatting & just listened cause they knew that I'd pull something really big on the girl. "You'd better save that stuff till your 21" is what my mom told me to which the girl said "your mom was right" After a short pause I said "You know what?" to which the girl said "what?". "The day I turned 21 -- I had 9 jars of that stuff". Now the girl threw down her sandwich & said "your a nasty son of a bitch". To which I said "yeah, I had to put lids on the jars to keep the fies out". With that she said "eat shit & die -- eat shit & die". With that she left the shop & never came back to eat lunch any more.....