Confused Little johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with johnny about this." So johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.. -first, johnny, you take off my blouse...

so unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. - ok, now take off my skirt....

and he takes off her skirt.. - now take off my bra....

which he does..

- and now, johnny, please take off my panties..

and when johnny finishes removing those, she says, "johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"