A man walks into his local bar there is a hudge crowd gathered at one end of the bar.He hears the sound of a trumpet being played, then lots of clapping and cheering.So he goes to investigate, whats going on he asks a man tells him, "There's is a guy here with a pet octopus he has bet everyone his octopus can play any musical instrument they bring in he's making 50 a time that octopus can play anything!".The man runs home and returns with a set of bagpipes and throws them infront of the octopus "I bet you 500 he can't play those"he say's."Ok say's the guy your on".

The octopus picks ups the pipes but looks rather confused and is examining them all over, 5 minutes pass and not a note!The man shouts up"come on pay me my money he can't play them".The guy say's "hold on just another minute pal when he finds he can't shag them pipes he'll play em !"