Three old men were sitting around the old folks home talking about their problems. One old man says, every morning I have to get up stand in front of toilet for about twenty minutes before anything finally decides to come out. The second man says that's nothing.

Every morning I sit on the toilet for an hour trying to have a bowel movement.

The third man says thats nothing every morning at six o'clock I urinate and at seven o'clock I have a bowel movement. The two men look at each other and say, so what's the problem! He says, I don't wake up till eight.