Once upon a time, there was a travelilng salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But, because the man could not be home all the time, he often worried about his wife's faithfullness.

He had noticed that she had been eyeing the young neighbor boy who cut their lawn recently. So one day the man decided to try to do something about this. After work the man entered a sexual aid shop and asked the owner to show him the selection of dildos. "Why yes, of course, " said the owner, "We have a very wide selection." But after looking for quite a long time, the man just did not find anything that satisfied him. "Well, maybe I have just what you need.

" remarked the owner, "Wait here.

" With that, the owner ran into the back and started digging around for quite some time.

After about twenty minutes, the owner finally came out carrying a strange, rectangular box with ancient writing all over it. He set the box down on the counter and opened it for tyhe man. Inside, resting on a bed of satin, lay an ancient wooden dildo. "Wow, that's pretty neat." said the man, "but what's so special about it?" "This is the Voodoo D**k." remarked the owner. "Watch." Then the owner commanded, "Voodoo d**k, rise.

" Suddenly the dildo rose and hovered infront of the man's face. "Voodoo d**k, door.

" The dildo then flew to the door and started pounding on it like a jackhammer. Five minutes later, when the door was nothing but a pile of splinters, the owner finally commanded, "Voodoo d**k, box." The dildo stopped suddenly and zipped back to rest in its box. The man, being in amazement, pronounced, "My god, this thing is incredible. I must have it.

How much is it?" "Oh no, I cannot sell it to you.

It is a family hierloom and is not for sale." "Well, I must have it.

I'll give you 200- for it." demanded the man.

"No, not for sale." "500.

" "No, I cannot." "700." "I am sorry.

" "1000, my final offer." "Well, ok." So, the man took the dildo home and presented it to his wife saying "When I am gone and you start to get hotand horny, all you need to do is say 'Voodoo d**k, c**t', and it will do the rest". The next day the man had to leave for his business trip.

He was not gone more than thirty minutes when his wife started to get the feeling again. She picked up a magazine to read and noticed that their lawn was being mowed.

but wanting to stay faithful to her husband, she decided to try her new toy. She ran to the bedwroom, fell on the bed, opened the box, and commanded "Voodoo d**k, c**t". She layed on her back and spread her legs wide apart. The excitement of the moment had made her p***y very wet and the Voodoo d**k met no resistance parting her p***y lips and began to f**k away at her c**t. The wife thought this was incredible and was having one orgasm after another.

An hour passed and she was still experiencing multiple orgasms. After another hour passed, she was beginning to tire and getting a bit sore. Then she realized she did not know the command to stop the Voodoo d**k. She decided she had better get help as soon as she could.

So she dressed, got into her car, and raced to the hospital. While speeding there, she blew past a cop who proceeded to pull her over. "Why in the hell were you driving so crazy?" asked the officer. "Well officer, " answered the wife, "I have this Voodoo d**k f**king my c**t, and I don't know how to stop it.

" To which the officer responded, "Voodoo d**k, my ass!" The end.