Banta Singh goes to England for the first time.

Suddenly he has this great urge to urinate. As he was used to doing back home in the Punjab, he stopped the car by the side of the road and started peeing againg by the side of the road. Suddenly , his good friend Santa Singh came along. Seeing what was happening, he tapped Banta on the shoulder and said, ? What the hell are you doing? You will be held by the cops !? Banta exclaimed, ? Wow ! This place never ceases to amaze me. Back home in the Punjab, you have to hold it yourself !?