9 You have to put on SPF 50 sun block to go outside, and you live in Minneapolis.

8 The flashing lights are causing seizures in the neighborhood kids. 7 The neighbors have stopped complaining about the light... and started complaining about the temperature. 6 Your house is now the second man-made structure visible from orbit. 5 The mayor of Las Vegas calls your house the tackiest building he's ever seen. 4 All the leftovers: Christmas light salad, Christmas light sandwiches, Christmas light casserole....

3 Your front yard has replaced Norway as "Land of the Midnight Sun.

" 2 Every time you plug in your Star of Bethlehem, the Fantastic Four attack your house.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Family Has Gone Overboard With the Outdoor Christmas Lights...

1 At the stroke of 1:00 am the ghost of Thomas Edison appears and asks what the hell you're doing.