THE NINE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE: 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says : "Take your clothes off" 2. THE DENTIST: because he says : "Open wide" 3.

THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says : "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says : "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says : "Once it's in, you'll love it" 6.

THE SHARE BROKER: because he says : "It will rise gradually and maintain it's peak for a long-long-long time" 7. THE BANKER: because he says : "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest 8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots" 9.

THE TELKOM GUY: because he says : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall. And the most annoying is FATHER CHRISTMAS...

the bastard only comes once a year!