As a small Irishman named O'Malley was sitting in a bar enjoying a beer when a large man walked in. "My name is Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N, " he shouts out to everyone. "I'm from Texas, where we do everything BIG! I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toes! And I hate the Irish!" O'Malley, bolsted by the refreshment he's already enjoyed, stands up and announces, "My name's O'Malley. I'm Irish. I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toes. 'Cept me rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."