A large woman, wearin' a sleeveless dress, walks into a bar in Devon.

Raisin' her right arm-and revealin' a hairy armpit-she points to the people sittin' at the bar and asks, "Which man will by me a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But at the end of the bar, a drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender pours the drink and she chugs it down before turnin' to the locals.

Pointing at all of them. revealin' the same hairy armpit, she asks, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approaches the drunk and says, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep callin' her the ballerina?" The drunk replies, "Come on, any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"