Mrs.

Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Give her about six teaspoons of this, and she'll be better in no time." Mrs.

Jones' does as she's told and returns a week later.

The vet asks, "How's your calf?" "I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't feeling well." "Well, how's your cat doing?" "I'm not sure.

The last time I saw her, she was heading toward the north end of town with ten other cats. Five were digging, three were covering, and two were scouting for new territory." "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"