Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this, there's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets." "Hmmm, " her husband said, not bothering to look away from the game. Sarah said teasingly, "Would you swap me for season tickets?" "Absolutely not, " he said, "season's more than half over.

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