1 Reach in and grab the giblets. 2 Whew, that's one terrific spread! 3 I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

4 Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. 5 Talk about a huge breast! 6 "and he forced his way into the end zone..." 7 She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. It's Cool Whip time!!!! 9 If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! 10 It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!