There is a horse and a chicken out in a field. the horse gets stuck in a big mud hole, the chicken says hey ill get you out.so he goes and gets a mercedes and a chain, then he yankes the horse out of the mud.a couple of days pass, and the chicken gets stuck in the same mud hole, the horse says hey hang on ill get you out.

then he strattles the chicken and lowers his unit and told the chicken to grab on.

so he did and the horse pulled him right out of the mud.

The moral to the story is, if your hung like a horse you dont need a mercedes to pick up chicks.