The Alcohol Speech Test........... Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a Innovative b Preliminary c Proliferation d Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a Specificity b British Constitution c Passive-aggressive disorder d Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk..

a Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b Nope, no more booze for me. c Sorry, but you're not really my type. d No kebab for me, thank you. e Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f I'm not interested in fighting you. g Oh, no I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

i Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.