An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman go to Angels strip club.

They sit in the front row next to the stage while blondie does her stuff.

For the finale she waggles her naked arse in the Englishman's face he reaches for his wallet, takes out a tenner, licks it and slaps it on her left buttock. The stripper moves along and repeats the manoeuvre in front of the Scot he too takes a tenner from his wallet, licks it and slaps it on her right cheek. She now confronts the Irishman with her pert ass and squashes it in his face. Hysterically he removes his wallet, takes out his ATM card, swipes it between her cheeks and takes twenty pounds cashback.