There was a blonde that wrote to a certain magazine looking for the man who will not beat the s out of her ,who wll not run away and the one who will be good in bed.A month passed without a man coming so she started giving up hope. Then she heard the door bell. There was this man without legs and arms, sitting on the whilchair and he said : here I am and i think i'm the kind of a person you want , i'm not goin to beat you since i have no hands and i'm not going to run away since i don't have them legs ...

The blonde asked how can you satisfy me? And the cripple asked how do you think I RANG THEDOOR BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!