Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollors 20, 000on a single roll of the dice she said i hope you don't mind but i feel much lukier when i'm completely nude with that she stripped from the neck down rolled the dice and yelled come on baby mama needs new clothes! as the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed YES YES I WON I WON she hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed the dealers stared at each other dumfounded finally one of them asked what did she roll the other answered i don't know i thought you were watching |