A friend of mine in West Wales once went to a club got totally paralytic, was picked up by a lady who decided to give him a b**w *** in the car.

Unfortunately all he wanted was to go for a leak.

Given his condition and the fact that he couldn't prise her off his privates he eventually took his leak in her mouth.

She thought he was coming and gobbleddrank it all down. When he finished she sat up , smacked her lips and wiping them with the back of her hand said "Mmmm, that wuz tasty, mmmm"