There was a man and woman playing golf at a high priced exclusive golf course. Since the weather was rather nasty they were the only two there. After their round they were sitting in the club house talking and hit it off.

Both being rather wild and crazy they decided to get married. The first thing they did after the ceremony was rush back to her place and consumate the marriage. After they'd finished, the man picked up the phone to order room service. She said Tiger Woods wouldn't call room service, he'd make love to me again.

So they did it again. After finishing he again tried to call room service.

She said, Tiger Woods wouldn't call room service, he'd make love to me again. So they did it again. After this time he was beat. So, as he picked up the phone she asked, who are you calling? Tiger Woods, he said, I'm gonna find out what the par on this goddamn hole is!!