A nun went into mother superiors office one day and said she had a sin to confess.

What kind of sin was it? the mother asked.

well said the nun, I said the "f" word.

Mother superior said, just say 5 hail mary's and all will be forgiven. But just out of curiosity, what made you say it? The nun proceeded to tell her that she was out golfing that day and was having one of her best days. It was so good that I thought I might be able to break the club record.

Mother superior was pleased to hear this as she was an avid golfer herself. The nun spoke on. I was at the last hole and when I tee'd off, It was a beauty of a hit....

straight down the fairway. But before the ball hit the ground a bird came out of nowhere and grabbed it and flew off.

Is that when you swore asked the mother superior. Nope said the nun.

Well what happened then the mother asked.

The bird flew a little ways and dropped the ball right in the water hazard. Is THAT when you swore asked the mother again. Nope said the nun again. What happened then said the mother. I started walking to the water hazzard and just when I got there a frog spit out my ball and it rolled onto the green and stopped just one foot from the cup. "Oh my" said the excited mother. The mother was about to praise the nun on her great round of golf when it hit her....she looked the nun right in the eyes and said.....

you missed the f**king putt didnt you!!!