After 10 years of marriage this guy takes his wife golfing at his favorite golf course. On the sixth hole he slices his shot and it lands in front of the maintenance shed.

He looks around to find the best possible shot to recover from his slice when his wife tells him the shed has a door in the front and one in the rear.

She tells him "I'll open the rear door and you open the front door and play through the maintenance shed". So he opens the front door and she opens the rear door and now he can see the green thru the shed. He lines up his shot, takes a big swing and hits the ball thru the shed which hits his wife on the head and killing her on the spot. A few years pass and he re-marries this time to an advent golfer. So after the honeymoon he takes his new wife to his favorite golf course. He comes up the the sixth hole and slices his shot and it lands in front of the maintenance shed again. She being a good golfer, tells him that the shed has two doors, one in the front and one in the rear. I'll open the back and you open the front and play thru the shed. He says, "NO you don't want to do that", she says why not its a straight shot.

The husband replies "the last time I tried that I ended up with a double boogie".