Have you herd about the 90 year old newely weds. On the honeymoon the bride goes into the bathroom to get ready, the the groom uses the bathroom. As he comes out he sees his 90 year old bride naked, standing on her head against the wall.

He asks "What are you doing?" She replies, "Well your are 90 years old, I thought if you couldn't get it up maybe you could drop it in?"