Q: What is the whole thing about? A: couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the thing...

Q: what is the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: both are for stiffs except one is for coming and the other for going. Q: what is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if doesn't come it means you are in big trouble