Three men were sitting at a bar, bragging about their new wives. The first man said that he married a woman from Alabama. He told her that she was to do the dishes and clean the house every day.

The first day, he didn't see anything.

The second day, nothing.

But on the third day, he came home to find the dishes washed and the house cleaned.

The second man said that he married a woman from Florida. He told her that she was to do the dishes, clean the house, and do the cooking. On the first day, nothing had been done. On the second day, she finished some of her chores.

But on the third day, he came home to find the dishes washed, the house cleaned, and a huge dinner waiting on the table for him. The third man said that he married a woman from Ohio.

He told her that every day she was to wash the dishes, clean the house, do the laundry, and serve him three hot meals on the table. And, she was also to mow the grass once a week.

On the first day, he didn't see anything. On the second day, he still didn't see anything. Then on the third day, the swelling had gone down a little bit, so that he was barely able to see out of his left eye.

He was able to see well enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.