It was late Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning.

About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I think I have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding!" She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback riding!" He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on just about every other subject I can think of." The next morning as they were driving to church, she said, "You know, if you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to sit in the car during the service because I'll be too embarrassed for you." "OK, then, suit yourself!" he replied. So, she stayed in the car. Sitting in front of the church before the service, the preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a hellfire and brimstone sermon on SEX, and just had the congregation in awe. As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw the wife sitting in the car and approached her window. "Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given!" She replied, "Ah, what does he know about it? He's only tried it twice in his entire life. Once on a church picnic while we were dating, and once at my father's house after we were married. And, despite holding on for dear life, he fell off both times!"