Ok a guy walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender runs him down a beer and the guy swills it down and peeks inside his shirt pocket, tells the bartender he needs another beer, bartender runs down the beer and the guy swills it down opens his shirt pocket and looks in yells to the bartender"another please" well this goes on for about an hour with the guy swilling his beer and peeking in his pocket, he orders another and the bartender says " I'll buy you this one if you tell me whats in your pocket" "ok" the guy says as he swills it down "this in my pocket is a picture of my wife and when she starts looking good I am going home!"