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Bird Watchers
Each evening bird lover Tom Rowe stood in his backkyard in Devon, England, hooting like an owl -- and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. Rowe even kept a log of the "conversation." Just as Rowe ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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Sex, Jack And Jill, And A Lock
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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19 Ways To Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall Mate
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Cause Of Death???
St Peter was doing market reasearch with the applicants at the pearly gates. Three men were awaiting entry. "Cause of death?" St Peter asked the first. "I suspected my wife was cheating on me" the first man replied, "so I came home early and burst into my apartment on the twenty-first ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Hell ?aint What It Used To Be........
A man dies and goes to hell. The devil explains that there are three sectors in hell, and that the man gets to choose where he would like to spend eternity. First, the man sees many people standing on their heads in fire. Their screams convince him that he does not ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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25 Facts About Women, Part 2
26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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