Adult Humor - please click the links. |
Why A Woman's V****a Is Like A Hotel Room
WHY A WOMANS V****A IS LIKE A HOTEL ROOM 1. Even before it is open for business some one has slept in your room it of course they will tell you are the first 2. You can stay for a night only this is a good travel arrangement ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
|
New
Last week I was in my mangers office at 10am, when suddenly my cell rings. When I took my cell out of my pocket I was shocked to saw that very-very nice number. I said to the manger sorry I got to take this call I picked up and said hello ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
|
-- -- -- -- The Fly-- -- -- -- --
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened upon a pile of steaming hot cow shit. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate.....and he ate.....and he ate......Finally, he deecided that ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
|
The Little Boy
This little boy hid in his parents bedroom closet as he wanted to see what took place in their room when the doors were locked. As he peeked thru the slats of the closet door he saw his mother and her boyfriend going at it. Suddenly the boys father comes ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
|
The Lettuce
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy "half" a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
|
Drunk Judge
A judge is relieved that the most stressful murder trial of his entire career was finally over. Celebrating with a wee snifter seemed like a good idea until 5 hours later he staggers out the bar and vomits all over himself. Even in his befuddled state he knows his ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
