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Blind Man....
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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3 Tough Mice!
After attending the funeral of a Welsh mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, three mice, one from England, one from Scotland and one from Ireland, are sitting at a bar trying to impress each other with how tough they are. The English mouse throws down ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Change Of Plan
A couple was making love al fresco one day when a bee came along and flew right up the lady's v****a. The couple went to the doctor to see if he had any way to get the bee out. After trying a few things unsuccessfully, the doc says, "I've got an ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Good Jokes
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a p***y to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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The Missing Tampons
OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using Female products.....correct? A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. Tampons were disappearing! Ok....A few months ago I went to my ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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No Dirty Words
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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