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Hat Joke
An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are from Austin, Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and is walking proudly all the way home.He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Dear Santa
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a f**king book so you can learn to read ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Beer Joke
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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At The Track
Horse Racing LINEUP: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big D**k 9. Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry THEY'RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Little Johnny 2
Confused Little johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with johnny ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Did You Order Some Whisky?
Baxter was staying in a nice hotel and decided to go out and get a bottle of whisky since he was bored and it was getting late.. he wanted to have a few dirnks. On his way back up to the room, he got off the elevator and opened the bottle ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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