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Koala In A Whorehouse
A koala walks into a whorehouse. Not being able to talk he flips through a dictionary till he finds what he is looking for. The koala goes to a woman at the bar and shows her a word in the dictionary: prostitute - does sexual favors for money. The woman nods ......
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Gay Cremation
There were three gay friends, and their spouses all died in a terrible accident at the same time. The men decided to cremate their lovers and take the ashes. They began to ask each other what the were going to do with the ashes. 1- " We loved to sail ......
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From An Anonymous Male Friend.............
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I ......
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Little Boy...
A little boy comes home from school, goes to the kitchen to get his milk and cookies and then goes to his bedroom. On the way to his bedroom he passes by his mom's bedroom and sees her standing naked in front of a mirror, rubbing her body and saying: "I ......
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Super Heroes
Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and Superman is ......
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Golfing Wives
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money ......
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