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Gay Funeral
A funeral home is having funerals for 3 die gays. During the funeral the gay couples ask what they are going to do with their lovers ashes. The 1st lover replies " I'm going to rent a plane and spread jimmys ashes through the sky, we loved to fly". The second ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Lotto Winner Has Leprosy
ONE DAY WHILE WALKING TO SOUP KITCHEN HOMELESS GUY WITH LEPROSY FINDS LOTTERY TICKET SHURE ENOUGH ITS A WINNER HIS COMPANION ASKS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY YOU KNOW I HAVE THIS DISEASE AND I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE MUCH LONGER I WOULD REALY LOVE TO ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Musical Octopus ! One Of My All Time Favourites
A man walks into his local bar there is a hudge crowd gathered at one end of the bar.He hears the sound of a trumpet being played, then lots of clapping and cheering.So he goes to investigate, whats going on he asks a man tells him, "There's is a guy here ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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General Custers Last Thought
A very rich man wanted a painting that would be totaly unique. So he hired an artist who decided to paint General Custers last thoughts. The artist would require absolute free reign and 2 months of undisturbed time. At the end of the 2 months the rich man was breathless as ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Premature
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Clap! Clap!
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes. For her second number ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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