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Slow Down!
Bob is out driving his new sports car. He's having a ball on the interstate, zipping in and out of traffic. He exits the highway...slows down at the stop sign, but does not stop...and just goes on his way onto the city street. A State Trooper happens to witness this infraction ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Signs That You Are Too Drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Nature
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice that she's going to quit. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Flys Eat Shit
Two Fly's are sitting around eating on a fresh pile of stinking shit. They sit and eat and eat, finally one fly says to the other. Look man I'm full I'm gonna take off, you coming? The other fly decides to stay and eat a while longer. Eventually he decides that ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Cowboy In The Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, then realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck, " he said to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your p***s?" The cowboy ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Two Heroic Statues
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues, " he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you ......
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