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Good Sense Of Smell A blind man applies for a job at a lumber yard. The owner interviews him and asks how a blind man such as he could help his compamy. The blind man says he had a good sense of smell that he had to develop to make up for being sightless. The ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Love At The Park Fence There was a young lad who was relaxing reading his favourite novel on a park bench. There comes an old couple both above 60s and occupy the bench opposite to him, and they start conversing each other. The old man recollects his good old energetic days and recalls how good a ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The New P***s Implant A guy goes to a renowned reconstructive surgeon for penile enlargement. After the operation, he eagerly awaits removal of the bandages, and is shocked to find his member is the same size as ever. "Hey, doc!" he yells when the surgeon makes rounds, "how come I'm not any bigger?" "Well, sir, ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Honeymoon Lovers A Husband and wife are on the first night of their honeymoon and have never before seen each other naked. As the husband removes his shoes and socks his wife nothices his toe's are all shiveled and shrunken. In a gasping voice she askes what happened to his toes. He tells ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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The Composer Long An out of work composer-pianist realized he was out of savings, so he is trying to get a job playing in restaurants and bars. He arrives at his first audition for the owner and maitre d' of a popular place and starts down to play. The two listeners are stunned--the music ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Dirty Hooker One day a guy we'll call him frank was feeling rather horny so he went down to his local ghetto and found himself a nasty nasty hooker. after giving the hooker 4.50 he did his business and went about his way. we'll after a couple of weeks frank started having problems ...... Written on 01/02/2010 |
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