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Maid Wants A Raise
A maid in a Colombo 7 home, wanted a raise in her salary. The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Sumana, why do you want an increase?' Sumana: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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One Hundred Nuns
The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session. Mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak..... Mother Superior: "A sinful deed was committed here, yesterday." 99 nuns: "Oh, no!" 1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!" ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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The Tequila Test
This is why we should know our limits when drinking tequila. Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with 10 bills.He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Don't Lie
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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