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Costume Party
A couple is getting ready to go to a constume party. The woman goes into the berdroom and emerges completly naked, except for a lemon hanging on a string from her v****a. Her partner is shocked and amazed and questions her about it.She answers that this is her costume and this ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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The Horse Race
Horses Racing Today.... 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Smooth Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry Place Your Bets. And they're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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All Men Are Gay
Chatting with my country lovin friend the other day and he started complaining about homosexuals. I told him everyone is a little gay. Its natural. "NOT ME!" He belts out. I say sure you are and I'll prove it to you... Do you enjoy watching porn? "Hell yeah what red blooded ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Best Drunk Story Ever
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says, "I went by your ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Retirement
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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P***s Tax?
A lady friend of mine got this Emailed to her. She just had to pass it around. Guys you might not like it. Ladies your gonna love it. Well folks the IRS have finally done it. They have instituted a p***s tax. Since all men are not equal the have broken ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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