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I've Become A Prostitute
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a big pond in the back, fixed up nicely: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore. One evening he decided to ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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F**k
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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The Docks
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. The old sailor asks, "How ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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The Pirate!
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about that peg leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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My Dad Is An Exotic Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, insurance man, doctor, lawyer, engineer and so forth. But little Bobby was being uncharacteristically quiet. So when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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