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My Grandpa House
the other day, i went over to my grandpa house. now you see he is borderline forgetfuldementiaalsimers, ok. So i ring the doorbell, he answers. he lets me in, and wants to give me the grand tour.I think in the back of my mind that i have been here 1, 000 ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Super...
87 year old Clarence was in his room at the nursing home when 85 year old Sadie from down the hall came running in his room stark naked. She grabbed the sheet off his bed and tied it around her neck, like a cape. Then she jumped up on the bed. ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Never Argue With A Women
Never Argue with Women! A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort at Lakes Entrance. The husband likes to fish at sunrise. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Robot Bartender
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared c**ktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Rasin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt or lack thereof and the ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Authentic Amusing Headlines
Infertility unlikely to be passed on --- Montgomery Advertiser Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link --- Cornell Daily Sun Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut --- The New York Times Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find --- The Los Angeles Times Light' meals are lower ......
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