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A Christmas Peom
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house My whole God-damned family was drunk as a louse My mother in a whorehouse and my father in jail I'd just settled down for a good piece of tail When up on the roof there arose such a clatter ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Activist Judge Cancels Christmas
Activist Judge Cancels Christmas December 14, 2005 The Onion Issue 4150 WASHINGTON, DCIn a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday. "In accordance with my activist ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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I Shopped Too Early.
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner before him. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my Christmas shopping early, " replied the defendant. "Well now, since when is that an offense, " replied the judge. "How early were ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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A 'special Present' For Santa Claus...
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe. She says, Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know youd like to come into my bedroom. Santa responds, Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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"christmas Ramblings Of The Mind".........
Xmas is the time some people put so many lights on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or Electricity. Its the time when you buy this years gifts with next years money. Sometimes I get the feeling that if Xmas, ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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