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"a Little Known Christmas Fact"........
Quite some time ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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"you Know You've Had Too Much To Drink At Xmas When"........
You notice your tie is sticking out of your fly. Someone uses your tongue as a coaster. You start kissing portraits on the wall. You suddenly notice your underwear is hanging from the chandelier. You have to hold onto the floor to keep from sliding off. ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Most Embarrassing First Date Ever
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Happy Thanksgiving Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Winter Dating
A couple was out on their first date. While they were eating dinner it started to snow. On the way back to drop her off at her apartment, they get a flat tire. The guy gets out to change the tire, and by now it is freezing cold and windy. After ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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My Town Is Tough...
Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register Ice-cream trucks that play "taps" Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales High school newspapers with obituary columns Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb Chapters of Jehovah's Alibiers Bowling alleys where ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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