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A Message From Santa
Dear Friend, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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My Brother Read With A French Accent
There was a bad airplane crash in Quebec, that was very messy. After they had identified all the bodies, they had some body parts left over. So they got all the relative in a huge room to help clear things up. First they held up a arm & asked if anyone ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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New Watch
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope, " Jimmy replied. "Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Advice To "yankees" Moving South
ADVICE TO "YANKEES" MOVING SOUTH 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him or her as "Bubba". You have a 75 chance of being right. 3. Just because you can drive ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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The Mailman
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Rules For Cats To Live By
BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare. DOORS: Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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