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What A Sweet Little Angel
One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones could do. So Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Santa's Suprise
One late evening a very attractive dark haired lady came into her living room, upon entering she noticed santa clause standing by her tree. She strolled up to him and in a seductive voice and looking deep into his eyes she said , Santa , please take off my bra. and ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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What Would You Like For Christmas?
A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, " and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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The Perfect Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car a Grand Caravan along a winding road, when they noticed ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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8enough's Private Collection!!!!-part 4
Q 1. A GUY, IS HIKING ONE DAY IN THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS, AND SEE'S A WOMEN DRESSED NICE , ON THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF..ABOUT TO JUMP.....CRYING.... HEY'HE SAY'S , IF YOUR GOING TO JUMP , HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A B**W ***, FIRST... MY LIFE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT CRAP!!SAY'S THE ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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The Tattoo
A beautiful young lady walks ito a tattoo stuido one day and tells the male artist that she wants a tattoo of Santa Clause on her right inner thigh. Happy to oblidge, the artist starts his work. A few seconds in to the job, the artist notices a tattoo of a ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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