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Family
FAMILY Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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How Many Times
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me, " she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit". Kim promised she wouldn't ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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Praise The Lord
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was the best damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of language in the Lord's ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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Rights For Toys
No, I'm not talking about vibrators, canes, etc. "Vibrator's of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!!" No. I'm talking about those men and women who, during the process of negotiations with their Dom Domme admit that they are only toys, and deserve nothing better to be ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Beautiful Women........
Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later. For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Hot Date
A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the back seat. They make love, but the girl wants to make love again so the guy complies. She wants more and they do it once again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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