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Nymphomaniac
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Cinderella Story
Cinderella, 80 yrs old, sitting in her rocking chair on her front porch petting her favorite pet cat Bob. Along comes her fairy GodMother who says "Cindy, you've been a wonderful example of what a princess should be.. I'm going to give you 3 more wishes. Cinderella smiles and says "I'd ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Jake And Becky
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling, " he whispered. "Hush my love, ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Pet Monkey
A fellow carrying a monkey wanders into a bar for a beer. another fellow stops nursing his drink and says: "cute monkey". The 1st fellow says "Thank-you he's special to me". 2nd fellow: "why's that?" 1st fellow: "**tch" With that the 1st fellow slaps the monkey. The monkey then gets ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Irs Agent
A kid just graduated from high school and landed a job as an IRS agent. His first assignment was a Rabbi. He thought he'd give this Rabbi a hard time. So he goes over to the Rabi, and asks questions. Say, what do you do with all of your candle ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Hell?
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad, " the demon said. "We actually have ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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