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Ballerina
A large woman, wearin' a sleeveless dress, walks into a bar in Devon. Raisin' her right arm-and revealin' a hairy armpit-she points to the people sittin' at the bar and asks, "Which man will by me a drink?" The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But at ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Rubber On Your Stick
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Lawyer's Brain
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. "How much does it cost for engineer ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Answering Service At Mental Institute
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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God's One Wish
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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