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Constipated Cat...
Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Give her about six teaspoons of this, and she'll be better in no time." Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a week later. The ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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The Scare Of Today!!
So I am sitting at home enjoying this peaceful day when I get a text message from a number I didn't recognize containing some pictures! And not just any pictures, but BABY PICTURES with a note saying he just wanted to tell his daddy hi!! I immediately respond with a text ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Dynamite
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Affair 3
The Third Affair A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Soybeans...
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans & an envelope containing 30 in cash.The farmer confronted his wife, & when asked about the curious items, she confessed: "Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you." "When I did fool around, I put a soybean ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Dentist Joke
A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. Theyre getting along so well that they decide to go to the girls place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. So the girl looks ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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