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My, My... What Big Canons You Have...
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Good Girls Vs Bad Girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Test
1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast, " then give up now and go do somethingelse. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread, " go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Last Fri. Noc- Not Dirty Btw
Last friday night I got a little to drunk out at a club and went to a friends for an after party. When two friends and I left, I managed to slide down about 7 of the 14 stairs on my knees, with my friend falling right behind me. This morning ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Shower
A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?" Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower." Then the salesman asked if his mother was at home. Johnny ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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A Bottle Of Wine
This female executive had decided in this post 911 era, to drive back to her Chicago home from a conference in Vegas. She'd picked up a few gifts for family & friends, but the last thing she'd gotten as she was leaving Vegas was a couple of bottles of really good ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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